I took the Emode dog breed test, and it turned like this:

JennyLee, you’re a Bernese Mountain Dog!
No bones about it, you’re a good-hearted, people-loving Bernese Mountain Dog. Down-to-earth and loyal, no one works or plays harder than you do. You put your nose to the grindstone when it really counts, but you never neglect your social calendar. Simultaneously strong and sweet, you’re very tuned-in to the feelings and needs of the other dogs you run with. Without having to be asked, you always have a helping paw to lend and a sympathetic shoulder to lean on. “Communication” is your middle name, and when that’s paired with your unswerving devotion, you get a breed that everyone respects and trusts. Woof!

This is highly amusing to me because of one thing. when I was out at the beach this afternoon taking pictures of the water and snow and such, as I walked back a dog came bounding up to me, stopped dead right in front of me, and barked as if I should know what he was saying. The dog was a beautiful, purebred-looking Bernese Mountain Dog. I guess he knows something I apparently don’t….