Tonight, Darth Maul stole me away from Jay.
You see, Darth Maul had been messing with the chemistry set in the back room, and he had thrown together some concoction. When no one was looking, he decided to drink it and see what happened. The next thing he knew, I came running up and through his back door, throwing myself at him in passion. We kissed, and we kissed again, and we hugged, and we kissed some more, and then we made out for a while in the bathroom (it was the only privacy we could get, Boba Fett kept following us around trying to brag to Darth Maul about something or other.)
It wasn’t long before, swept up in the passion, Darth Maul decided to propose to me. I was flattered, but I had to tell him that I couldn’t marry him… I was too confused and upset over the fact that I had just ran out on Jay and I didn’t even know why… and so I turned him down, and went home to Jay.
A couple of days later, Darth Maul phoned me up to let me know that he was having a party at his place. I asked him if he minded that I brought Jay, he didn’t seem too concerned by it. I brought him a lovely dessert cake I had made him, and everyone seemed to like it. Jay and Qui-Gon Jinn seemed to have a lot in common, so they didn’t notice when Darth Maul and I slipped out the front door to talk in private.
Unfortunately, we were only there a minute before the police arrived, so we ran back inside. Qui-gon went out to talk to the officer, who let him know that there had been complaints from the neighbours about the noise levels. (I guess everyone hadn’t made it out to the party.) Qui-gon came back inside and started asking everyone to leave, so Jay and I headed home.
Since then, Darth Maul and I have chatted on the phone a few times, but it’s only been a couple of days since the party, so we haven’t seen each other since then. I’m afraid that next time he asks me to marry him, I may do so… I don’t know how Jay will take that… and I don’t know if another person living in that Force household is really a great idea.
*sigh* I just don’t know what to do!
(this post has been inspired by my four and a half hour Sims marathon tonight… all events happened. It’s a strange place, the world of the Sims…)