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I was nearly hit by a rapid-moving nerf football. I’d rather be playing on the beach with a rapidly moving nerf football than dodging them in the office…

I guess they fixed the gas leak. There’s nearly no one here in the office today – they’re mostly off golfing. I’m here though. I don’t golf.

My horoscope is wrong so far. Nothing is changing due to external forces. Nothing is changing at all. I’m still here. Of course, I could be lying to myself about that…

Need a new bed. The old one is uncomfortable, rolls away when you sit on it or stand up from it, and I’ve fallen out of it at least once. If I should die before I wake…