Or there’s always this option:

JennyLee ponders her career options
Ben> the world is your oyster.
Tommer thinks JennyLee would make a great despot
JennyLee> you think?
Tommer> ok “sincerely believes”
JennyLee> how do find a job in despotism?
Tommer> move to Chile
Tommer> sleep your way to the top
Ben> buy it at Home Despot?
Tommer ^5’s Ben