Here is your horoscope for Sunday, June 2:
You know there’s a problem when you wake up disagreeing with the weather. If you can make it through the morning hours, your afternoon looks much sunnier indeed.
I didn’t really have any problems with today’s weather… at least, not until a minivan attacked me with windshield washer fluid and a bird in a tree above me pooped on my pants. Strange form of weather, if you ask me. I’m going to go take a shower now.