For The Weirmier You Don’t Yet Know

For some reason this didn’t amuse me when I used my own name/webpage… but when I replaced it with Weirmier……. I do have a feeling, though, that you have to know a Weirmier to find most of these amusing. Good thing I know a Weirmier.

How Many Licks Does it Take to Get to the Center of a Weirmier?
Because Weirmier Can’t Drive.
Make Weirmier Yours.
Weirmier. It’s What’s For Dinner.
Mama Mia, That’sa One Spicy Weirmier!
Why Can’t Everything Orange Be Weirmier?
The Weirmier of your Life.
It’s Good To Talk Weirmier.
Good To The Last Weirmier.
Let’s Face The Music and Weirmier.
Say It With Weirmier.
Turn Loose The Weirmier.
Don’t Get Mad, Get Weirmier.
You Can On a Weirmier, Can Do!
Cuts Weirmier Time in Half.
Recommended By Dr. Weirmier.
Does She or Doesn’t She? Only Her Weirmier Knows for Sure.
Lipsmackin’ Thirstquenchin’ Acetastin’ Motivatin’ Goodbuzzin’ Cooltalkin’ Highwalkin’ Fastlivin’ Evergivin’ Coolfizzin’ Weirmier.
A Glass and a Half in Every Weirmier.
The Best Part of Waking Up is Weirmier in Your Cup.
Got Weirmier?
Reach for the Weirmier.

And the most fitting of all…..

Is It Live, Or Is It Weirmier?

5 Comments

  • msfancypants

    November 22, 2002 at 10:18 am


    Lipsmackin’ Thirstquenchin’ Acetastin’ Motivatin’ Goodbuzzin’ Cooltalkin’ Highwalkin’ Fastlivin’ Evergivin’ Coolfizzin’ Weirmier.

    That one is my personal favourite.

    And I’ll have you know I almost hurt myself falling off this chair!

    • Jenny Lee Silver

      November 22, 2002 at 10:19 am

      So good to know that there are those who can appreciate the magic of the Weirmier. 😉

      • msfancypants

        November 22, 2002 at 10:22 am

        Oh, it’s magic alright!

      • Anonymous

        November 22, 2002 at 1:48 pm

        Weirmier? Huh?

        There are those of us who might appreciate the magic if we had a clue as to what the hell you two are jabbering about? Weirmier?!

        • Jenny Lee Silver

          November 22, 2002 at 8:49 pm

          Impossible to explain unless you know him, that’s all.