To continue biographies of the animals…

2 – Twig, the Battlemaster

The uncontested ruler of the Silver household, Twig is a beautiful striped tabby with deep, intelligent eyes an inquisitive mind. She has been known, on more than one occasion, to stare at a singular point for extended periods of time. They say that she has the power of the gods, the ability to blink the entire world out of existance should she deem it unworthy. On occasion, the other animals make the mistake of disagreeing with Twig. This is met with a swift paw to the head followed by a serious admonishment.

It is impossible to ruffle this cat’s sense of calm. She has been known to allow someone to wrap her in carpeting until she resembles a strange cat-headed monster with spider legs from outer space – without complaint, without even getting up to walk across the room. It is not known why the Battlemaster endures such things… perhaps she is amused by the strange antics of humans. Whatever the reason, she chooses to live in the Silver household of chaos for her own purposes.

3 Comments

  • jerronimo

    December 27, 2002 at 12:15 pm

    I feel like i should be collecting trading cards of these animals or something.

    hehehe

    • Jenny Lee Silver

      December 27, 2002 at 1:01 pm

      Hehehehe… this is what you get when I get superbored! 😉

  • ashkitty

    December 28, 2002 at 1:00 am

    It is not known why the Battlemaster endures such things… perhaps she is amused by the strange antics of humans. Whatever the reason, she chooses to live in the Silver household of chaos for her own purposes.

    Well duh, everybody knows she’s a spy.

    Erp. Wasn’t supposed to say that. Never mind. All normal cats. Just, you know, cat-type cats, regular earth cats, no aliens spying on Adam’s family at all…

    *wanders off innocently*