I would very much like to take out a loan for the amount that I owe to the Canada Student loan people now that they have finally tracked me down, but the people who give out bank loans won’t give me one. Canadian Tire just upped my credit limit for my Mastercard, however. Not that I want to do anything with that, since Canadian Tire Mastercards have the worst interest rate ever, and I used it excessively pre-wedding and must pay it off.

I am very sick and can’t think straight. Should go lie down. Very soon. Taking NyQuil now.