A questionable meme

Answer in comments if you are so inclined.

1. Do you have a tattoo?
2. How old are you?
3. Are you single or taken?
4. Eat with your hands or utensils?
5. Do you dream at night?
6. Ever seen a corpse?
7. George Strait or Jay Z?
8. How did we meet?
9. What’s your philosophy on life and death?
10. If you could do anything with me, and have no one know, what would it be?
11. Do you trust the police?
12. Do you like Country music?
13. What is your fondest memory of me?
14. If you could change anything about yourself what would it be?
15. Would you cheat?
16. What do you wear to sleep?
17. Have you ever peed in a pool?
18. Would you hide evidence for me if I asked you to?
19. If I only had one day to live, what would we do together?
20. Which do you prefer – short or long hair?
21. Do you sing in the shower?
22. What’s your favorite color?
23. If you could bring back anyone that has passed, who would it be?
24. Tell me one interesting/odd fact about you?
25. What was your first impression of me?
26. Have you ever done drugs?
27. Will you post this so I can fill it out for you?

4 Comments

  • johnboze

    September 28, 2007 at 10:27 am

    1. Yes, I think you were there when I got it, guy riding a fish.
    2. 34
    3. Taken (The snarky answer was “I come in six packs, taken often,” but…)
    4. Either (Nobody does just one, do they? Well maybe just utensil, I’ve seen people eating fast food burgers with knife & fork. Just hands would be rough with soup.)
    5. Most of the time.
    6. A few, all in the funeral setting.
    7. Do I hafta? Uhhh, Strait I guess.
    8. ihaveasecret.com
    9. Fake it. Okay, that’s mostly for life, only fake death when there are too many creditors.
    10. Nothing that I’d feel bad about people knowing.
    11. Not blindly, but I think they generally get it right. Better than not having any.
    12. Sure, but no music genre exclusively. Oh, but not twangy popular music labeled as such.
    13. Dancing at the Luther Wright show.
    14. I’d like to feel cool and natural in situations where I don’t know anybody. Like a party where I only know the host and my wife.
    15. No.
    16. Flannel pajama bottoms, no top, except when hot, then just underwear.
    17. No, but I’m not in pools much, either. Lakes, on the other hand…
    18. I don’t think so, but I can’t imagine you having to hide evidence.
    19. I can’t imagine the circumstances, but for meme purposes… A long day walking in nature?
    20. Short on me, long on girls. I’m old fashioned, I guess.
    21. No, but I’m a total rockstar in the car.
    22. Blue. I know, dull.
    23. My mother-in-law. It would make my wife so happy.
    24. I can’t swim.
    25. Shy, in the internet-outgoing kind of shy way.
    26. A couple, nothing ever really impressed me though.
    27. Sure, would you?

  • scottobear

    September 28, 2007 at 2:08 pm

    1. Do you have a tattoo? nope, lots of scars, though
    2. How old are you? 38
    3. Are you single or taken? I’m married, and quite taken with her.
    4. Eat with your hands or utensils? hands if it’s bread or cookies, utensils if sticky or drippy
    5. Do you dream at night? yes.
    6. Ever seen a corpse? More than a few. In person, I’ve seen people in both deathbeds and coffins. Thankfully, usually they appeared to be inert and whole.
    7. George Strait or Jay Z? no thanks, I’ll take george harrison
    8. How did we meet? lj, ages ago
    9. What’s your philosophy on life and death? the former is too short, and the latter too long.
    10. If you could do anything with me, and have no one know, what would it be? just hang out and gab… innocent stuff
    11. Do you trust the police? As an institution, yes, for the most part. I believe that every group has good and bad people in it.
    12. Do you like Country music? some, yes.
    13. What is your fondest memory of me? singing rainbow connection back in the day on warped radio!
    14. If you could change anything about yourself what would it be? The usual… magically in better health/shape.
    15. Would you cheat? nope
    16. What do you wear to sleep? boxers and a t-shirt, usually
    17. Have you ever peed in a pool? yup, I was 6 once.
    18. Would you hide evidence for me if I asked you to? depends on what it was
    19. If I only had one day to live, what would we do together?
    whatever you’d like!
    20. Which do you prefer – short or long hair? I vary… I’m enjoying the short hair on me right now, as it’s more comfy and managable – on others, it depends on the situation. Some folks look great in long hair, others look better with a shaved head.
    21. Do you sing in the shower? absolutely
    22. What’s your favorite color? I tend towards Orange/Rust colors, but am also a fan of forest greens
    23. If you could bring back anyone that has passed, who would it be? I’m not sure… whoever could make the most positive change in the world. (To my liking, of course)
    24. Tell me one interesting/odd fact about you? I tend to evaluate things from a slightly off-center mark at times. Rather than looking at a logo, I tend to see white space first (or the material a sign is made of) / the color second sort of thing.
    25. What was your first impression of me? Keeno Canada gal.
    26. Have you ever done drugs? sure, though I’m strictly over the counter now.
    27. Will you post this so I can fill it out for you? sure, I did one quite similar recently.

  • youenjoymyself

    September 28, 2007 at 11:12 pm

    questionable indeed …

    1. Do you have a tattoo?
    nope ..

    2. How old are you?
    31 .. 32 in just a couple months

    3. Are you single or taken?
    single

    4. Eat with your hands or utensils?
    uh … both?

    5. Do you dream at night?
    rarely – i manage to keep the nightmares away with kind bud.

    6. Ever seen a corpse?
    at least one …

    7. George Strait or Jay Z?
    neither … slash-who’s George Strait?

    8. How did we meet?
    workin’ in the storied halls and offices of musicmusicmusic inc.

    9. What’s your philosophy on life and death?
    enjoy life, embrace death.

    10. If you could do anything with me, and have no one know, what would it be?
    collaborate on the production of an epic rock-opera

    11. Do you trust the police?
    never had to … but probably not.

    12. Do you like Country music?
    ya, real country like merle haggard.

    13. What is your fondest memory of me?
    those times in the office when you’d blow bubbles for sherlock to pop with his umbrella while balancing on a chair

    14. If you could change anything about yourself what would it be?
    my ultra-shyness …

    15. Would you cheat?
    never.

    16. What do you wear to sleep?
    drawers or nothing.

    17. Have you ever peed in a pool?
    yup, though i don’t think in adulthood.

    18. Would you hide evidence for me if I asked you to?
    evidence? if consumable/smokable: yes, otherwise … evidence???

    19. If I only had one day to live, what would we do together?
    listen to the greatest shit ever recorded … watch some fraggle rock and the muppet show … smoke some ganj

    20. Which do you prefer – short or long hair?
    long.

    21. Do you sing in the shower?
    nah ..

    22. What’s your favorite color?
    green

    23. If you could bring back anyone that has passed, who would it be?
    my dad.

    24. Tell me one interesting/odd fact about you?
    i registered the highest ever recorded blood-glucose level in a human in ontario.

    25. What was your first impression of me?
    fellow nerd!

    26. Have you ever done drugs?
    yes.

    27. Will you post this so I can fill it out for you?
    already did!

  • tjousk

    September 29, 2007 at 2:28 pm

    1. Do you have a tattoo? No
    2. How old are you? 26
    3. Are you single or taken? Yes (Mostly single?)
    4. Eat with your hands or utensils? Utensils
    5. Do you dream at night? And during the day
    6. Ever seen a corpse? Yes
    7. George Strait or Jay Z? (I have no idea)
    8. How did we meet? LJ
    9. What’s your philosophy on life and death? (Too long to go into here)
    10. If you could do anything with me, and have no one know, what would it be? I believe just talk would be enough. You have ideas that I have not yet had etc.
    11. Do you trust the police? No
    12. Do you like Country music? Usually not, but there are a few songs I do listen to…
    13. What is your fondest memory of me? Hard to define
    14. If you could change anything about yourself what would it be? No current answer, I change too often
    15. Would you cheat? No
    16. What do you wear to sleep? Depends on how tired I am.
    17. Have you ever peed in a pool? Yes
    18. Would you hide evidence for me if I asked you to? Yes.
    19. If I only had one day to live, what would we do together? Enjoy what was left of life, in the best way we could work out at the time
    20. Which do you prefer – short or long hair? Long
    21. Do you sing in the shower? Sometimes
    22. What’s your favorite color? Yes
    23. If you could bring back anyone that has passed, who would it be? No idea
    24. Tell me one interesting/odd fact about you? No idea what you currently know about me
    25. What was your first impression of me? Beautiful
    26. Have you ever done drugs? Yes
    27. Will you post this so I can fill it out for you? Maybe