On a small tag, attached to my Koosh Dude, on top of my monitor here at work, it says:
I’m looking for a doctor willing to remove some of the small bones from my inner ear. A sense of balance seems inherently misleading.
For some reason, when most people read this, they just look at me blankly and tell me that they don’t get it. I found it infinitely amusing… my manager also laughed when she read it. Everyone else who has looked at it just hasn’t gotten it, and I can’t explain why I find it so funny… I just do.