My roomie and I are making a concerted effort to burn our place down, I think. Between my repeated boiling-dry-of-the-water-in-a-pot and his leaving the toaster oven on after he’s left for work, we’re well on our way to being an incident. Oh yeah, and we need to pick up a smoke detector. We just noticed a little while ago that we don’t have one. The landlord has to provide one, or we can just buy one and deduct the amount it’s worth from our rent.

I like fire and all… but I think burning down the place is probably a bad idea.