Escalators are evil. And if you’re not disabled, use the stairs. Unless you’re working/living on the nth floor or something, then you can use the elevator.

I need a nail – I want to hang a picture on the wall, but we have no nails, and it annoys me. I think I might go buy a nail. Yes, that’s right, one singular nail. Maybe I’ll get two, just in case I drop the first one or bend it or something.

I leave for work in an hour. Hmmmm… how will I entertain myself between now and then? I guess I could go buy that nail, that’ll pass about five or ten minutes.

I feel very random today. I can’t focus on any one thing for very long. I cleaned out the front closet, it was a horrible mess. It’s much better now. Also cleaned the living room and kitchen.


  • spadoink

    April 8, 2004 at 5:39 pm

    evil because?

    • Jenny Lee Silver

      April 9, 2004 at 12:10 am

      Because I’m incredibly tired of perfectly able-bodied people whining, crying and complaining that the Royal Alexandra theatre has no elevators for them to use to get to their seats, the washrooms, or other levels of the theatre.

      Use your legs, ffs.

  • xoobee

    April 8, 2004 at 6:23 pm

    Elevators are much more evil. They can eat you and not let go. 😛
    And human beans aren’t meant to be kept in small spaces.